Should Know... Part III - Page 464

nonentity · 11-01-09, 01:48 PM

Should know I wish I was but Mrs. non would miss her creature comforts like straighteners and running water and LSD.

Grimstock · 11-01-09, 01:53 PM

should know you might try pork rinds

nonentity · 11-01-09, 02:01 PM

Should know they're called pork scratchings over here and I have tried them as a replacement for Mrs. non but they're useless at washing the dishes.

Grimstock · 11-01-09, 02:07 PM

should know you didn't let them get stale enough

nonentity · 11-01-09, 04:52 PM

Should know that I binned them as I can't stand failure. On another note I came second in a spot the Hand-Egg competition last week and my prize was a Hand-Egg signed by the Osmonds and their forty wives. Now that's winning.

Grimstock · 11-03-09, 09:32 AM

Should know there is a factory in Utah churning those things out for the European market

nonentity · 11-03-09, 11:13 AM

Should know they're churning out Osmond wives? Everything I heard is true then - you animals.

Grimstock · 11-03-09, 05:08 PM

should know, for export only.

nonentity · 11-04-09, 02:25 AM

Should know that's because y'all already have your quota.

Grimstock · 11-04-09, 08:02 AM

Should know that you're sounding jealous

nonentity · 11-04-09, 09:01 AM

Should know that one is more than enough for me thank you. I'm getting on a bit you know, although I'm not quite as old as our resident octogenarian, kc, who is so old that when he went to school there was no history.

Grimstock · 11-07-09, 11:01 AM

should know there has never been no history; I remember

nonentity · 11-07-09, 11:14 AM

Should know you are wrong. On 1st September 1496 there was no history. I know this to be true because kc told me so.

Grimstock · 11-07-09, 12:31 PM

Should know that was the day my second hound ran too far to the left during the hunt and ended up in a brier patch; I had to send four peasants to extract him, and then four more to extract them. And we had pheasant the berry pie that evening. I remember it quite distinctly. Oh, and there was a new issue of Superman comics issued that day, but I didn't purchase it until the following day.

nonentity · 11-07-09, 02:49 PM

Should know that you are confused - again. If you get your diary secretary to check she will tell you that those things all happened in 1469 not 1496. I can be sure of this because that was the year corn first developed ears.