I guess the answer to that would have to be Australopithecus travelus muchicus, or would you disagree, you haggis nibbling, heath dwelling, wearer of silly hats with pompoms?
I guess the answer to that would have to be Australopithecus travelus muchicus, or would you disagree, you haggis nibbling, heath dwelling, wearer of silly hats with pompoms?
Ooooohhhh.
Would Australopithecus travelus muchicus translate as fugitive from justice?
A good haggis must never be nibbled but instead consumed at great pace to ensure that any stray, aimlessly wandering Aussies are unable to pick up any scraps of the true amber nectar.
The tam-o-shanter is a splendid headpiece that bestows upon it's wearer the history of a nation of bravehearts. Consider it's southern hemisphere's cork-riddled counterpart modelled so ably by Mick Dundee in those classic movies and I think you will agree that there is little to compare betweeen the two.
Now a question. Oh yes...
What is taught in history lessons in Aus?
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In Straya they learn us proper history, just like they learn us to talk proper.
Capt' Cook (the well known Australian Explorer) discovered Europe a few years back and colonized it. He didn't bother with Scotland, as he saw nothing there of value.
Mel Gibson had a bit of a tiff with someone called Capt' Bligh, so he went off to Scotland and ruled there for a while, it was obviously a bit cold for him as his face turned blue.
Bonny Prince Charley lost all his money on Red Rob or Rob Roy or Red Rum (many strayan academics are undecided on the facts) , and his mum wouldn't let him be King, so he moved south of the border and married a horse.
Mary Queen of Scots, was actually a closet trannie and decreed that the national costume should be a nice little frock with matching tasseled hat, socks and furry cod piece.
I could continue for hours with your history lesson Non, but I'm sure you agree that these facts are indisputable?
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In Straya they learn us proper history, just like they learn us to talk proper.
Capt' Cook (the well known Australian Explorer) discovered Europe a few years back and colonized it. He didn't bother with Scotland, as he saw nothing there of value.
Mel Gibson had a bit of a tiff with someone called Capt' Bligh, so he went off to Scotland and ruled there for a while, it was obviously a bit cold for him as his face turned blue.
Bonny Prince Charley lost all his money on Red Rob or Rob Roy or Red Rum (many strayan academics are undecided on the facts) , and his mum wouldn't let him be King, so he moved south of the border and married a horse.
Mary Queen of Scots, was actually a closet trannie and decreed that the national costume should be a nice little frock with matching tasseled hat, socks and furry cod piece.
I could continue for hours with your history lesson Non, but I'm sure you agree that these facts are indisputable?
History is written by the victors so that rules most Strayans out almost immediately and to take a history lesson from a country steeped in a mammoth 220 years of history is a bit like taking a lesson in abstinence from Shane McGowan.
The Strayan reference was a deliberate attempt to throw me off the scent but I shall take that on the chin and discuss it with my fellows scooshs.
Did you know that Red Rum is buried on the Aintree course and that this has a direct link to Australia in that most non-indigenous bush dwellers are buried under their ain tree?
Mel Gibson made a sterling job of playing WW and won many Oscars along the way. Now that’s not Oscar Chubzawalla, that well known Australian bottom burper, who didn’t win an Oscar and had to settle for a raspberry instead. I believe that he was last seen in a burnt out blue fj heading towards Jutland Parade.
I think it is very important that a nation has a unique identity and ours is quite clearly our national dress. I believe that the Strayan equivalent is Dame Edna and a finer example of a true Aussie he/she/it can surely never be found. You must be very proud.
I have to say that it is to your credit that you have such a fantastic grasp of Scottish history but then I should have expected nothing less from you.
Now do I have to pose another question or will this one do?
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