Ah the wonders of visual hallucinations. That is an image that will live with me for many a year. Now what is your objection to the words "fat" & "old"?
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Indeed! Many of my contemporaries are a tickle on the portly side and of course our wonderful diet predisposes us to live to a ripe old age. Ahem.
Now far be it for me to participate in a nationalistic slagging match, and I know you appreciate that to be the case, but how is it that your motherland produces so many varied and well loved prune juice products can then complain about the flatulence produced by pennies (pushing it a bit, I know) or Scottiesland cows?
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I'm well aware that you would have as much difficulty slagging off another nationality, as you would, not having a drink on a day with the letter Y in it.
As to your Diet, obviously you get plenty of exercise, to keep you healthy, when you rip the living stomach from a sheep and stuff it with strange grains and then consume it while the poor sheep staggers off into the distance thankful that is was the front end of it's digestive system this time.
And where would we be if we didn't produce an enormous quantity of methane to counter that which is produced in your part of the world?
Would not your "Cows" cause the world to spin off it's axis?
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I'm well aware that you would have as much difficulty slagging off another nationality, as you would, not having a drink on a day with the letter Y in it.
As to your Diet, obviously you get plenty of exercise, to keep you healthy, when you rip the living stomach from a sheep and stuff it with strange grains and then consume it while the poor sheep staggers off into the distance thankful that is was the front end of it's digestive system this time.
And where would we be if we didn't produce an enormous quantity of methane to counter that which is produced in your part of the world?
Would not your "Cows" cause the world to spin off it's axis?
How true and how well read you are on our centuries old culture. I think it is fair to say that while the criminal classes of Great Britain were plundering and pillaging their way towards deportation we Scots were spending our time concocting wonderful recipes using previously unwanted pieces of animal offal which was cheap to produce but supplied the masses with much needed nutrients.
Alas though I have to agree with you regarding our cows, which will of course hitherto be known by their proper name, our wives. They produce an enormous amount of emissions, from both ends, and scientists have as yet found no way to resolve this issue but we are all giving them our full support for their efforts. It is my understanding that the majority of their work is carried out on women called Sheila but where they source this ever plentiful supply is a closely guarded trade secret.
Does that answer the question that you posed?
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