nonentity

If you are once again resorting to Scots bashing could you at least show a little more creativity and understanding of the law?

I mean, whilst "...isn't it the law in scotties land that everyone has to have a pair of small black and white four legged dishrags" is technically correct we are actually afforded some leeway in law. As a result we are not just restricted to the four-legged variety and can utilise practically any mammal for this purpose subject to a properly issued certificate of use. It is to this end that we habitually advertise for "Au Pairs" in some Scandinavian and Antipodean slave journals. I mean credit us with some intelligence. It wouldn't do to employ a more intelligent life form, which we would find in most other countries, for such a menial task would it?

It is perhaps a sad indictment of these modern times that local ways and local customs are now subject to ridicule on the worldwide stage that is this t'internet.

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kcallahan

Are you trying to confuse us?

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Box

Scott Bashing!!!!!!? Moi? Could you truly believe such a thing of me?
If I have ever given you that impression, I'm eternally sorry.
Bashing a scott would be on a par with teasing a pygmy because he is short, sure it's true but what benefit is there in pointing out the obvious, particularly to someone who is intellectually incapable of understanding.

With regards the "Slave Journals", I believe I alluded to their true purpose in a previous post.
I can refresh your memory if it is troubling you again.
We Australians know that it is our duty to attempt to educate those of lesser abilities, and to do this we employ these "journals" to help us find those that are in most need of our influence.
We collaborate with the Scandinavians in this undertaking as an added bonus for ourselves, I'm sure I don't need to go into the fringe benefits that we receive from them while our "Employers" are none the wiser, do I?

Yes Kc, is it working?

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Are you related to Monk?

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Box

Do I look like I have a tonsure?

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kcallahan

Have you heard of Monk the TV show?

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Box

Do I need to be Obsessive Compulsive to answer that question?
Can you wait to answer that until I have turned around three times and and wiped my seat down?
Have I asked too many questions in one post?
Do I need to delete one or two?
Does any of this make sense?
Is the pope a catholic?
Monk who?

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Are you an Obsessive Compulise?
Have you turned around three times yet?
How many questions is too many?
Why delete any?
Why make sense here?
I thought he was Roman Catholic?
Why don't you know Adrian?
Have I questioned all your questions satisfactorily. :)

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Box

Does this obviously irrefutable photographic evidence not prove to you my special relationship with Adrian and his phobias?

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kcallahan

Where are the handi wipes?

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Zaniax

Where can I get a handy wife ?

nonentity

I always suspected that Box was a plastic fake and now I have had my suspicions confirmed.

However I am impressed by the hair. Where do you get it styled?

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You're impressed by the hair?

Have you been standing on your head too long?

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daddybfree

Am I wrong, or has Mr. Monk's image been doctored and that's not really his face on the right side? Do I smell a high-tech conspiracy here; is my life in danger now?

kcallahan

Do you think they may have cloned The Monk?

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