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I have a sneaking suspicion there might be one or two around here that are over qualified, don't you think?

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hstn

Do I need to post my certificate?

nonentity

Do they issue sane certificates in your country then?

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hstn

oh, are those kind available, too?

nonentity

I wouldn't know as I, like you, have consistently failed to satisfy the criteria since about the age of 6 although we might, don't you think, have a good chance of achieving success if we moved to Australia?

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hstn

aren't the standards a little steep there?

nonentity

Have you seen some of the neanderthals that live there?

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hstn

Would an American know the difference?

nonentity

Aren't you guys descended from Homo Erectus, or at least some sort of homo anyway?

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hstn

We're immigrants--would you care to build another useless wall?

nonentity

If only we had been clever enough to build the wall but alas that took an emperor to think that one up.

If non US citizens are not allowed to become president then, excepting native Americans who would qualify by right of birth, how did you ever elect a president in the first place?

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hstn

Did not the newcomers from the British Isles invent their own exclusive notions of eligibility?

nonentity

I believe that all the decent inventors stayed right here and only those with inferior genes made the voyage to pastures new.

If the laws governing eligibility had been left to native Scots then only wild eyed, ginger haired and bearded monosyllabic knuckle-draggers would be allowed to be president/vice president but then you might not be too far away from that come next month. Would you agree?

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Zaniax

Originally Posted by kcallahan

Others are not more qualified than me?

Com'on now - giv' me a chance:
Are you guys rambling aboit me ? - at least ®
:scratch_h

hstn

Can you both promise to be men of the people by regularly dropping the "g" from words ending in "ing"?