Box

Did you know that a "Gross" is 144 somethings and that Bilbo Baggins greatly offends the guests at his birthday party when he speaks of them as being "one Gross"?

nonentity

Bilbo Baggins? I don't partake of that nonsense, something which you know only too well. Real life is fanciful, weird and strange enough for me thank you very much. In fact I'd go so far as to say that Hairy Putter is slightly more palatable than all that Hobble-Gobble stuff. Does that surprise you?

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Box

I hope you can forgive me for mistaking you for a Hobble-Gobbler, I guess it was the strange clothes and hairy toes that confused me, but, and do correct me if I'm wrong, don't all Scots live in mud huts and holes in the ground?
I remember watching a reality TV program that showed how life really is in your part of the world, lots of blue faces and running about pointlessly.
Mind you, if I recall correctly, the main character obviously came from good stock and he taught us all what a true Scot sounds like.
Ahh They don't make them like they used to do they?

kcallahan

But, who made Non?

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Kool Breeze

Didn't the kitty in his avatar make him?

nonentity

Well once upon a time in deepest, darkest womb land, there was an egg and a......... Must I go on? :)

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remember watching a reality TV program that showed how life really is in your part of the world, lots of blue faces and running about pointlessly.

I think you will find that they were running about pointlessly, each with a face like a skelpet erse, á la UDL.

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hstn

So the egg came first?

Box

Need I say more?

nonentity

What a disgusting looking omelette and horribly spelt as well. Americans have a lot to answer for when it comes to shortening words you know. I have pointed this out before so I won't repeat myself. I have pointed this out before so I won't repeat myself.

Did you know I used to be a parrot?

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hstn

Are these from days 4 & 5?

Box

Number three perhaps?

kcallahan

Another chicken day?

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hstn

Isn't chicken day being parroted?

kcallahan

Should we just call it bird day?

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Box

Why not flip for it, or would that mean that someone flipped you the bird?