Box

My machine is quite capable of showing the real you, but are you sure you really want to see the results?

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nonentity

What are you trying to say? The surgeon told me that the face transplant was a 100% success but he wouldn't tell me the name of the arse that donated it.

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Kool Breeze

Your face now looks like an arse? And that was an improvement?

nonentity

Well I was no oil painting to begin with, I'll admit that, but it was nothing a bag wouldn't cure, so I married her. Do you think I am doing myself a disservice?

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Kool Breeze

By calling your wife a bag? I should think so! Do you sleep next to her with one eye open?

nonentity

Did you know that dogs can do that? Oh there I go again referencing Mrs non.

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kcallahan

Are you saying Mrs. Non is a dog?

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Kool Breeze

Doesn't Non like living on the edge?

nonentity

She has a dog. Does that count? It is certainly made in her image but is perhaps slightly less hairy.

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kcallahan

Don't you think Mrs. Non would be upset with those remarks?

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Box

Doesn't my Av explain it all?

Has no one ever worked out that I am Mrs Non?


Sorry honey bunch but I just couldn't stay in the closet any longer (especially as you keep stealing my dresses and unmentionables), do you forgive me?

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kcallahan

Non & Box?

What is this world coming to?

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Kool Breeze

Will their kids be cube-shaped or nonexistent?

nonentity

Well, my flabber is truly gasted over these revelations. Can they be true?

I have four drains on resources and they definitely exist, I know this because I cut their cords and apart from their heads, torsos and legs they show no signs of squareness. I think that a DNA test must be undertaken to see if any of them have inherited the faulty UDL'er gene, sometimes called Numptydunderhead 69B. Box's DNA can be harvested at his upcoming smear test.

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Box

Come on honey you know it's true.
Did you really think that all the time you spend on the computer I was just sitting in the other room watching reality TV and eating Bonbons?
And as for the kids, haven't you noticed that Bruce only feels comfortable standing on his head, Sheila is developing that handy flap of skin on her abdomen that will form a pocket when she matures, Raylene has finally learnt to balance properly on her tail and Bruce 2 well that bit is pretty damn outstanding.
Just be thankful dear that they get their intelligence from my side, imagine if they had to rely on their Sottish heritage for that, gibbering loons the lot.
Now, have you walked Angus yet?


And please put you gasted flabber away, nobody wants to see that on a man in his declining years.

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