Kool Breeze

My goodness, Non, don't you know that men who prefer cucumber sandwiches here are considered somewhat less than manly?

Box

Does it not make a difference what the cucumber has been used for?

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Kool Breeze

Do you realize you just made me choke on my turkey sandwich?

Box

Choke or Gag?

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Kool Breeze

Which one would have necessitated the cleaning of my monitor?

nonentity

Monitor? What a strange moniker for a Packard Bell end.

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Kool Breeze

Strange, I don't own any Packard Bell equipment....what else would you suggest that I call the component that I look at to view your silly comments?

kcallahan

Do you consider Non silly?

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Kool Breeze

Would nonsensical be a better description?

spud42

how does one describe something that does not exist?

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nonentity

Do you mean something like Australian Mensa meetings?

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Box

You are quite right there Non, we don't bother with Mensa meetings as we are all far too intelligent to bother bringing ourselves down to that rather mundane level.
Do Scottish Mensa meetings entail a bunch of men is skirts sitting around discussing the contents of a sheep's stomach and marvelling over the latest developments in Velcro accessories?

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nonentity

Aye right. The only meetings of any note that you and your ilk attend are with your probation officers and occasionally your parole recall hearings.

How long do you get for interfering with sheep these days anyway?

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Box

Originally Posted by nonentity

How long do you get for interfering with sheep these days anyway?

We get as long as we need, is it so popular in Sottland that you have a time limit?

Does someone call out "Come in number three, your time is up!"?

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nonentity

Well we do believe in sharing unlike you selfish upside-down numpties.

Why do you single out poor number three as the recipient of your perversions today? Does number two no longer satisfy your lust?

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