Box

Don't you think Number Three is the prettiest?

Poor old Flossie is a bit past it now.

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nonentity

No wonder, the abuse you have inflicted on her over the years.

Have you never heard of rotation?

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Box

What!! Like a spit roast?

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nonentity

So ewe're into pigs now are you? I bet ewe've had a few in ewer time.

The same is not true of me, I stick to sheep.

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Box

I've herd that ewe stick to sheep, do you think it's the Velcro underpants?

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nonentity

I herd that you are more known for your herding ability than anyone else from your rat-infested village and I also herd that the others are useless at herding.

What is your village called?

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Box

My village is a combination of an automobile and a star wars character, ring any bells?

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nonentity

Yes indeed, but we won't go there. Or at least you won't but I have no choice.

What's the weather like in Germanland?

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kcallahan

Is it better than in Edinburgh?

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nonentity

As Box hasn't replied how am I supposed to know?

I believe though that Box is so large he gets his own personal weather forecast with radar images attached.

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Box

I think you are mistaken there Non, surely you are thinking of yourself?

As you can see from the Official Scottish Weather forecast that I have posted below!



This is the Gale Force Non alert, which is so noxious it is off the Beaufort scale.

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nonentity

How much did they pay you to sit in that rubber ring? And, perhaps more importantly, how do you get access to your gay Aussie weather channel? I have a brother-in-law who is interested to find out.

I must say that your chest wig is a bit on the hairless side. Try drinking some Irn Bru along with your garlic sausage from now on.

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Kool Breeze

Are extra-hairy chests what drive the ewes crazy in Scotland, Non?

Box

Apparently ewe are right there KB.

And this recent pic of Non explains perfectly why he is so successful with the woolie ladies?

Personally I think he needs to cut down on the Irn Bru, but who am I to judge?

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Kool Breeze

Wow! I'll bet he has to beat them off with his stick...don't ewe?