Zaniax

What have you done to non ?

nonentity

I am very selective when it comes to wielding my stick, hence the reason why I currently only have 17 children by 14 different rent-a-wombs, but none of them from any country that could provide defective, inbred genes so that excludes America and UDL from the off.

I too used to look like Box's mother, nice picture of her by the way, but I discovered Veet a few years ago and I now donate all excess hair to the Australian Institute for Baldies and Gingers. Does anyone on this site qualify to be a member? I believe so and indeed have the irrefutable evidence to prove so but I am bound by data protection laws and cannot comment further.

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Kool Breeze

Have you considered putting some of that Veet on your kitty? Wouldn't you want a pet like this?

Box

Do you find loose folds of skin around a pussy appealing?

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nonentity

I'll have you know that that cat is under age. You'll get done for kitty porn KB.

How many folds are we talking about Box?

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Kool Breeze

The pussy claimed to be 2 years old. How old is that in kitty years?

nonentity

Too young.

Do you prefer porridge or slops?

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Kool Breeze

Will I at least get my own bunk? Do kitty molesters do hard time?

nonentity

Not long, just life. But they can get purrole after 5 years or so.

Can you survive that long?

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Kool Breeze

5 years is an awful long time for purrsecution. But, I suppose I should throw myself at the meowcy of the courts. Do you think I could an early release for good behavior, like always keeping my litter box clean and staying clear of the catnip?

kcallahan

How much litter do you use?

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nonentity

Not a lot. We recycle most things here, in fact we have 5 separate bins. One is for normal household waste, one is for paper, one is for glass, one is for garden rubbish and one is for the body parts of illegal immigrants from uncivilised parts of the world.

Do you recycle things in the Land of the Free?

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kcallahan

Why is your last recycle bin full of Scots?

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Kool Breeze

Wouldn't that one start to smell after a while? Or maybe the alcohol content keeps the parts from spoiling?

nonentity

Originally Posted by kcallahan

Why is your last recycle bin full of Scots?

Can you tell that from thousands of miles away? OK then, what colour is the body-parts recycle bin in Scotland? £5, (real money that is), paid via PayPal, says you get it wrong. Think carefully now as you only get one chance.

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