My last drunken episode involved disorientation brought on by excessive malt, hops, yeast and water which caused my relationship between vertical and horizontal to become drastically confused ending in tradgedy when gravity abandoned me totally B_ _ _ing (I couldn't say it again) on the floor.
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You have taken your first step in the art of Flying without the aid of mechanical contraptions!
Next time, simply "Throw yourself at the floor"................
.......and miss!!!!
you'll be flying in no time!!!!
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Well, in a sense, maybe I have... I watched Topgun the other day and they got themselves in a "Flat spin". I have distinct recollection of being flat on my back with the whole damn room spinning out of control. The resulting release of fluids was impressive to say the least. :approve:
Well, in a sense, maybe I have... I watched Topgun the other day and they got themselves in a "Flat spin". I have distinct recollection of being flat on my back with the whole damn room spinning out of control. The resulting release of fluids was impressive to say the least. :approve:
I rented a power washer. It did the trick but I had to re wallpaper a few walls. I thought the green tie-die look was kickin, but my wife generally frowns on all my neo-art deco master pieces!
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