What NOT to say to a Newbie when answering his questions. - Page 5

11-19-04, 12:04 AM

11-19-04, 12:16 AM

nobody cares about helping you go away
yes you are the only person having that problem
why are you asking questions about dell axims in this forum?

11-19-04, 12:20 AM

You should always take you axim to bars or clubs when attempting to meet girls. If onelovely lady happens to catch your eye, whip out your axe and impress her with vast knowledge of today themes, battery charging knowledge, and ripping movie files. Also tell her about your status as memeber on the aximsite. She'll be putty in your hands!

AvengerV2001 · 11-19-04, 12:28 AM

your axim keeps freezing up you say? just put it in the oven for about 20 minutes, that'll fix it right up.

in order to adjust your brightness you first have to enable the flux capacitors by using a plutonium chip, just go to any radio shack and ask for one

11-19-04, 06:29 AM

Originally Posted by MrKlaatu

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:love: so right, if only the clie ran ppc

Mart · 11-19-04, 07:19 AM

Yes, your Ax is for cutting trees too. :ax:

11-19-04, 08:48 AM

no your axim cant do that why you would want pim information on there is beyond me

AvengerV2001 · 11-19-04, 09:15 AM

of course you can install regular programs on the ax, its just a mini computer....what? it wont work? return it, you have a defective one

Sellitman · 11-19-04, 09:33 AM

All Palm software is interchangeable with Pocket PC software.

11-19-04, 10:16 AM

the matrix has you

AvengerV2001 · 11-19-04, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by ericcumbee

the matrix has you

this is kind of what you WANT to say to them....lol :hide:

11-20-04, 06:55 AM

Sure, we want to hear your complaints about delivery time. No sense in calling De!!, just post here and your Axim will arrive within 24 hours.

11-20-04, 07:59 AM

If you use the steamy bathroom method when applying a screen protector and you still get dust under it, hold the Axim under the showerhead for 30sec while it is on the pulsating setting (the showerhead, not the Axim. Never use the Axim's pulsating setting).

11-20-04, 09:16 AM

I don't think you should EVER say - "that's a good question - I think you should start a new thread about:"

- do you recommend Pocket Informant or Agenda Fusion?
- do I need to use a screen protector
- how long does my Axim take to arrive?
- do you have any discount codes?
- what are you favourite 3/ 5/ 10 programmes?
- why doesn't clicking the "X" close the programmes?
- how long does the battery last?
- do I really have to wait 8 hours for the initial charge?
- how do I get icons on the desktop [sic]?
- can I increase the amount of appointments and tasks on my desktop [sic]?
- are there any/ what is the best wallet programme?
- I am having a problem with Activesync, where...
- where can I get free programmes for my Axim?
- I think Mr Klattu [sic] should be banned, I don't understand any of his posts

- who's Chris?
- how do I change the picture on my "Today" screen?
- I am new to PPC's how do I....?
- can I move programmes out of main memory onto my storage card?
- where can I get a storgae card?
- does anyone know a list programme that can...
- I can't syncronise a 700mb movie to main memory, does anyone know...
- how much extra battery useage does a microdrive use?
- how do I apply/ remove my screen protector?
- How can I play movies on my Axim?
- Is Dell going to offer upgrades to WM2003SE for my....?
- What do you think of the x50v....etc?
- What programmes should I install to main memory/ storage card?

But on a lighter note (and more in keeping with the thread):
- if you put dishwashing liquid on your screen your stylus will work better
- you can get rid of those tiny scratches by using a fine grade glasspaper
- you will only need an 8mb storage card
- I don't think it is worth ever worth backing up your Axim
- Handango are excellent - they really look after there customers & developers
- don't keep it in your pants pockets - the emmissions make you sterile
- I don't think it worth trying the software out - just buy it
- If your Axim is locking up then it must be YOUR fault
- Whenever ANYTHING goes wrong - just do a Hard Reset
- You bought a WHAT!!!
- How THICK are YOU!
- Don't bother reading any of the Tutorials on this site - none of them are any good :bang:
- try and get your post count up as fast as you can - people will respect you more
- Don't worry if you don't know the answer post it anyway
- Your Axim will save you time
- Aximsite ISN'T addictive

I'm sure there are more but I think that is enough to be going on with

AvengerV2001 · 11-20-04, 09:49 AM

you should have gone with HP