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02-12-05, 05:28 AM
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Why oh Why?
Ok a thread about things we say or do -why say them!!
to start heres a few
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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02-12-05, 05:36 AM
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....does anybody believe THAT??!!
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02-12-05, 05:38 AM
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Why is that you won't take the first 2 pieces of bread from the bag? You have to reach down and get 2 from the middle.
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02-12-05, 05:41 AM
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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02-12-05, 06:28 AM
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Why do people go into the express line (15 items or less) with a full cart of groceries?
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02-12-05, 07:17 AM
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Why do people have to drive the speed limit in the passing lane??
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02-12-05, 08:30 AM
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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02-12-05, 08:31 AM
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Why does a watched kettle never break dance?
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02-12-05, 08:39 AM
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Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
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02-12-05, 09:08 AM
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if nothing sticks to tethlon........................how does teflon stick to the pan??????????????????????????????????/
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02-12-05, 09:13 AM
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Why does love hurt?
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02-12-05, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by niwroc
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Why does love hurt?
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You're just doing it wrong ......
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02-12-05, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Dad
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You're just doing it wrong ......
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But all the fun is in the practicing!!!!
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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02-12-05, 09:32 AM
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Why do people go by the name of DAD when they are not my dad? :)
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