One day a duck walks into a shop. He asks the waitress if they have any duck food, she says "no we only surve ice cream and soda." So the duck leaves.
He returns the next day and asks the waitress again if they have any duck food she says "no we only surve ice cream and soda." So the duck leaves.
He comes back again and askes again if they have duck food the waitress says "no we only surve ice cream and soda, and if you ask one more time I'll nail your bill to the counter." So the duck leaves.
He comes in the next day and asks the waitress if she has any nails and she says "no" and he asks "do you have any duck food?"
I love a good duck joke
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It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing hysterically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter.
Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much that the sight of a fly would cause them to double up with pleasure (if it's possible for frogs to double up!). But of course, the most pleasure came when the fly was actually eaten.
A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered "Time." "Huh?" asked the third frog. The second frog explained:
"Time's fun when you're having flies."
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A young Franciscan Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was
>out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there
>was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow
>a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station
>for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he
>owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure
>it would be back shortly.
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>Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and
>walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to
>carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking
>to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled
>it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.
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>As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her
>from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "If that
>car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest of my life!"
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A scientist finally succeeded in cloning himself, but all his clone would do was sit around and spew out swearwords.
After a week of this, the scientist finally got fed up and pushed his clone out of the eighth-storey office window.
...A short time later there was a knock on his office door. The scientist opened the door to a policeman, who said, "I'm going to have to arrest you for making an obscene clone fall."
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were driving in the Sahara when their jeep broke down. As they prepared to walk across the desert in the searing heat, they each decided to take something with them. The Englishman reached inside the jeep and pulled forth a canteen of water. The Scotsman reached in and withdrew some salted beef. The Irishman, after some thought, took hold of the door of the jeep and proceeded to pull it off its hinges. "Why on earth are you taking that?" asks the Englishman. "Well," replies the Irishman, I thought that, if I get too hot, I can always wind the window down..."
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It takes 275MHz (GPU speed) to run Fear Factor, and it took 6MHz to fly to the moon!
In the Fear Factor scene where people get covered in worms, does it take a lot of memory to store all the Worm objects? (Based on how many worms are there and how much memory is used, it probably doesn't instantiate a Worm object for every worm in the scene.)
Based on how the people in Fear Factor act very different, the Contestant class in Fear Factor is most likely an abstract class, which gets extended by more specific classes. Since those objects are represented by electrical charges in microscopic capacitors, does this mean that when a contestant is eliminated, he/she turns into static electricity?
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
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Good one. :D
I love a good duck joke
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