You know how they say that eating potato chips makes you fat? Pringles seems to be just the opposite under certain conditions. After eating the chips, make an antenna out of the empty can and attach it to a wireless network card. Then go WiFi "fox hunting". This actually soon results in a weight loss.
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
I don't understand how anything in star882's post has anything to do with this thread, it just makes no sense, and all the fear factor, britany,.... sounds too off topic to fit here!
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
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The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Two men are out golfing and are stuck behind a pair of very slow ladys. After putting up with this for two holes one says to the other "I'm going to walk up and see if we can play through."
He gets about half way there when he turns around and walks quickly back. "What happened?" asks the other. "You won't believe this but one of the women is my wife and the other is my mistress." "Don't worry I'll take of this." says the friend.
So he walks up, gets about half way and also turns around quickly. When he gets back his friend looks at him and he replys "Small world."
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The person who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on.
Jesus, Moses, and a third old man are playing golf. Moses gets up to tee and hits a nice, straight drive about 250 yards. Jesus gets up to tee and hits a nice, straight drive about 320 yards. The old man gets up to tee and slices the ball so bad that it goes into the water hazard behind them. All of a sudden a fish jumps out of the water with the ball in it's mouth. Mid jump an eagle grabs the fish and flies down the fairway. As the eagle gets close to the green a bolt of lighting strikes the eagle which drops the fish. When the fish hits the ball rolls out of it's mouth and into the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your dad."
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I went to the doctor.
He said "you've got a very serious illness"
I said "I want a second opinion"
He said "all right, you're ugly as well"
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Man knocks on the door,a little boy comes to the door with a glass of whiskey and smoking a cigar.
The man asks "is your Mother in"?
The boy replies "What do you think"?
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