A computer programmer finds a frog in the road. The frog says,
"I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later,
"Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!".
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says,
"What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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Can't tell because when the light turns on, they scatter.
How is a Britney CPU like a glass window?
Both contain silicon.
Have you heard that a 6GB Hitachi CF card contains roughly 4 times as many memory transistors as there are people on Earth? (Do the math; it's right! (Assume dual level transistors.))
What benchmarked higher: Ashlee Simpson or Pentium?
Pentium finished first but Ashlee Simpson did the work correctly.
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
Have you heard that a 6GB Hitachi CF card contains roughly 4 times as many memory transistors as there are people on Earth? (Do the math; it's right! (Assume dual level transistors.))
As much as I hate to sound like a broken record. It's a hard disk. Not a CF memory card.
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I know I'm going to get some comments for this....
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
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