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The name that a deaf and blind person is called is "deaf & dumb". I have no idea how this came to be and why it is supposed to sound relevant but it is.
Actually to be accurate, someone that is dumb does not have the abilty of speech, not being blind.
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods, the bear said to the rabbit, "do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?" the rabbit said, "no" so the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods, the bear said to the rabbit, "do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?" the rabbit said, "no" so the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit
This is actually a good one:approve:
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"Wow, this chick is amazing. She took an $8 wireless router and a $5 antenna and combined them to make a router that has the range of a $180 router. She sure knows the art of RF design." (FYI, I overheard this at school today. However, while I did modify a router, I'm not all that advanced with RF design. It doesn't take much RF knowledge to connect a premade antenna to a premade RF transceiver.)
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
"Wow, this chick is amazing. She took an $8 wireless router and a $5 antenna and combined them to make a router that has the range of a $180 router. She sure knows the art of RF design." (FYI, I overheard this at school today. However, while I did modify a router, I'm not all that advanced with RF design. It doesn't take much RF knowledge to connect a premade antenna to a premade RF transceiver.)
Hmm not bad that one... But somewhat lacking in the punchline, keep trying (i liked the other 2)
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the Feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
(No chuckling... this gets better!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!
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I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.
He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to selecting the new name given to the President. The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly
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I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
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