rogue9

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Scotland?

A leisure center

rogue9

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?


Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

rogue9

I never get tired of this one......

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes, whack, damn........

rogue9

sorry....
didn't realize how long of a joke rant that was :(

Rsaturn9

A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"



"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."

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Kool Breeze

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crummy.

Frannyman

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

a stick!

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Duwenbasden

What is round and doesn't roll?

Glueball.

Rsaturn9

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?



Any dog. A building can't jump.

Zaniax

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.


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Kool Breeze

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed that he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Granddad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 7 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of
your collar.

John_Vincent

Originally Posted by Kool Breeze

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed that he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said, "My Granddad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 7 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.

Frannyman

To do is to be -- Rouseau
To be is to do -- Sarte
Dobedobedobedo -- Sinatra

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Zaniax

Originally Posted by Frannyman

To do is to be -- Rouseau To be is to do -- Sarte Dobedobedobedo -- Sinatra

Yabba Dabba Doo -- Flintstone
Scobee Dobee Doo -- ?


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Originally Posted by Zaniax

Yabba Dabba Doo -- Flintstone Scobee Dobee Doo -- ?

hannah-barbera?

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