Have you heard about the Ashlee Simpson MCU that comes in a tiny 8 pin SO package?
Tara thought that it was a spider!
Did you know that the helicopter blade bug in Fear Factor can be fixed by setting byte B00B in the bin file to "FF"?
Well, it causes Fear Factor to crash so you never see the helicopter blades! (Actually, I don't know what really happens, so don't try it! If you try it anyways, don't blame me if the video card zapped its BIOS or if your system BSODed. I heard this from a joker who pretends to know computers but really doesn't.)
Ever notice how there would sometimes be rainbows on Fear Factor where there are fine details? A known solution for that on UNIX machines is to disable "sub-pixel hinting". (Yes, it works!)
When you run the latest version of the Fear Factor, "This brings a whole new meaning to 'spider roll'."
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
A duck goes into a pub and says to the Landlord 'Got any bread?'
'I'm sorry', says the landlord 'we don't do food'.
The next day the duck goes back in. 'Got any bread?'
'No, we don't do food. I told you yesterday!' says the landlord.
Every day for the next month the duck goes back to the pub and asks the landlord 'Got any bread?'. The landlord gets more and more angry and finaly shouts
'Look Matey.. This is a pub, we sell drinks, We don't and never will serve food and if you ask one more time I'm going to nail that stupid beak of yours to the bar'
With this the duck leaves.. but the next day he comes back and asks the landloard
'Got any nails?'
'No' says the landloard
'In that case..... Have you got any bread?'
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A duck goes into a pub and says to the Landlord 'Got any bread?'
'I'm sorry', says the landlord 'we don't do food'.
The next day the duck goes back in. 'Got any bread?'
'No, we don't do food. I told you yesterday!' says the landlord.
Every day for the next month the duck goes back to the pub and asks the landlord 'Got any bread?'. The landlord gets more and more angry and finaly shouts
'Look Matey.. This is a pub, we sell drinks, We don't and never will serve food and if you ask one more time I'm going to nail that stupid beak of yours to the bar'
With this the duck leaves.. but the next day he comes back and asks the landloard
'Got any nails?'
'No' says the landloard
'In that case..... Have you got any bread?'
Well I was Hungry
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