psionandy

Otherwise know as this is a loaded pun and I'm not afraid to use it, or How low can you go?



Its simple. All you have to do is come up with a worse joke than this. I can think of a few people who should have no problem with it. So I'm going to start off with a poor joke and lets see how low we can go.




What's white, crumbly, and swings through the trees?

A meringue-utan.

__________________
You'd have thought that someone would have put a sig here
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

LarryNJ

Why did Bilbo Baggins keep wanting to wear the ring?

Because he was a creature of Hobbit.

rob1303

What is green, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A snooker table.

StanleyR1

Q. When geese fly in V formation one leg of the V is always longer than the other. Why?

A. There are more geese in that leg.

__________________
Rick <---This is me

I've decided not to engage in pig wrestling any more. Although I might poke a stick in the pen every once in a while just for fun. :stickpoke

My new favorite quote (attrributed to Mark Twain, although i haven't been able to confirm the attribution or the wording):

"Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed.
Those who do read the newspaper are missinformed."

rob1303

What is green and white and goes red at the flick of a switch?

Kermit in a blender.

psionandy

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

__________________
You'd have thought that someone would have put a sig here
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

star882

What looks like a mirror on the front, has many pins on the back, and becomes very hot at the push of a button?

A Britney CPU.

__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

TCPA would take your freedom! Say NO!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

HDTV the way it should be:
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.

If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.

rob1303

Watch Liverpool against Crystal Palace

psionandy

Originally Posted by rob1303

Watch Liverpool against Crystal Palace

:soap: Ok the the Liverpool defence are officially excluded from this challenge otherwise nobody else would have a chance... Still there is 24 mins still left to go so we might get the last laugh yet.....




Two sodium atoms are walking down the street, one of them says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron!!". Concerned, the second one asks, "Are you sure?". The first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive".

__________________
You'd have thought that someone would have put a sig here
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Martin

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

__________________

Newest
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Dad

Q.Whats green and smells like pork?
A.Kermit

Tblove

Q.Whats purple and goes slam,slam,slam,slam?


A. A four door grape.

rob1303

What do you call I deaf blind man?

Anything you want he won't know.

(Sorry)

Frenchy

These two frogs are going accross the street and one said to the other "watch for the car"... splat.... what did you say ... splat....

__________________
.

Frenchy

jammo

LMAO. i love this.

What has 6 wheels, weights a few tons and flies?



A garbage truck.