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Actually, a lot of things made me smile today. I watched (for the 20th time) Something's Gotta Give. Hilarious. My husband is a practical joker and he's always good for a laugh a day. My Old English Sheepdog makes me smile and he doesn't even have to do anything! I smiled too when I saw that pic of psionandy's nephew. Pure, unadulterated joy on that face.
My Victoria's Secret model girlfriend broke up with me today. Seriously, she is a model for Victoria's Secret. She also has two PhD's in phychology and neurochemistry (that's what makes this even MUCH more better!!)
I wasn't a diabetic when we met. And about a month and a half after we were together, I'm hospitalized for going into the final throes of diabetic ketoacidosis. We find out I'm a "highly unstable, controlled type 1 diabetic". I have to give myself between 5 and 10 injections a day now.
Wait for it.... wait for it....!!
She broke up with me -- VIA VOICEMAIL -- for this reason!! (this is freakin' great!!)
Having to give myself injections as many times a day as I do reminds her of a HEROIN ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!
I'll tell 'ya what ISN'T making me smile today -- near 100F weather today. Refridgerated air is definatly a luxury I can NOT live without! (thank god I'm moving to Scotland in a couple of years...)
My Victoria's Secret model girlfriend broke up with me today. Seriously, she is a model for Victoria's Secret. She also has two PhD's in phychology and neurochemistry (that's what makes this even MUCH more better!!)
I wasn't a diabetic when we met. And about a month and a half after we were together, I'm hospitalized for going into the final throes of diabetic ketoacidosis. We find out I'm a "highly unstable, controlled type 1 diabetic". I have to give myself between 5 and 10 injections a day now.
Wait for it.... wait for it....!!
She broke up with me -- VIA VOICEMAIL -- for this reason!! (this is freakin' great!!)
Having to give myself injections as many times a day as I do reminds her of a HEROIN ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!
My 12-year old daughter has to take a prescription nasal spray for her allergies, she doesn't remind me of a coke-head.
Anyways, with a mentality like THAT -- I want nothing to do with them and someone like that has absolutely no place in my life, nor my reality.
With a PhD in psychology.......... unfreakingbelievable!
I can't stop laughing at this!
Prissy, prissy. That's a sad story. Good you found out early. Sounds like there may have been other reasons she didn't tell you about. At least you can smile about it. Good for you.