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What made me smile today?
My Victoria's Secret model girlfriend broke up with me today. Seriously, she is a model for Victoria's Secret. She also has two PhD's in phychology and neurochemistry (that's what makes this even MUCH more better!!)
I wasn't a diabetic when we met. And about a month and a half after we were together, I'm hospitalized for going into the final throes of diabetic ketoacidosis. We find out I'm a "highly unstable, controlled type 1 diabetic". I have to give myself between 5 and 10 injections a day now.
Wait for it.... wait for it....!!
She broke up with me -- VIA VOICEMAIL -- for this reason!! (this is freakin' great!!)
Having to give myself injections as many times a day as I do reminds her of a HEROIN ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
wait.... let me rephrase that.....
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahah!!!!!!!!!! oh, that's rich!
My 12-year old daughter has to take a prescription nasal spray for her allergies, she doesn't remind me of a coke-head.
Anyways, with a mentality like THAT -- I want nothing to do with them and someone like that has absolutely no place in my life, nor my reality.
With a PhD in psychology.......... unfreakingbelievable!
I can't stop laughing at this!
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"Congratulations, Boots. Your robot is now self-aware. You're a daddy now." -- Dr. Rho Bowman
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