GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) Nov. 4, 2005 - Kenneth Slaby is suing his ex-girlfriend -- for gluing his you-know-what to his stomach.
The Pittsburgh man also charges that Gail O'Toole glued his butt cheeks together and wrote something nasty on his back with nail polish.
Slaby's lawyer told a Pennsylvania jury the glue incident was payback for a nasty breakup five years ago.
The attorney says Slaby had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. O'Toole's attorney counters the glue play was consensual and should have been left in the bedroom not the courtroom.
O U C H !!! What a bee-atch!
Cannot even fathom someone doing that, yet I later thought it's better than that guy in Va who had to find his in the median strip!
Be Careful Whom you date guys! & hide your axims too!
BOULDER, Colo. (AP) Nov. 4, 2005 - A Colorado man is suing Home Depot, claiming employees ignored his pleas for help after he became the butt of a prankster.
Bob Dougherty says he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat after someone smeared it with glue. He says employees thought he was kidding and waited 15 minutes to call an ambulance. He tells The Boulder Daily Camera "They just let me rot."
The lawsuit says Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck. The suit says Dougherty passed out as paramedics wheeled him out of the store and that the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.
The incident occurred on the day before Halloween in 2003.
(I'm sooooo proud of us women and our inherent ability to use those thigh muscles to position properly over the seat and NOT ON IT! ) :approve:
yeah this happened a while ago. they broke up in 99 i believe and got back together(the incident) 00. he already sued her and recieved, i believe, $32,000. The guy said that wasn't enough.
there's also a new one involving skin and superglue.
some guy went into a home depot bathroom and sat on a toliet seat covered in super glue. he's sueing because he said that none of the workers would help him.
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I have no clue how i happened upon them, i was just innocently playing in googleland,...when low and behold,...
Larry's at the Eagles/Redskins game all hammered up i'm sure...he never sits on strange toilets, just strange women...
There are sooo many freaky stories out there-what a world!
I have no clue how I happened upon them, I was just innocently playing in googleland,...when low and behold,...
Larry's at the Eagles/Redskins game all hammered up I'm sure...he never sits on strange toilets, just strange women...
There are sooo many freaky stories out there-what a world!
Let's hope the Eagles game didn't ruin Larry's B-Day week. Ouch!
So what's next. It would have been funnier if the Glue would have been put on his hand and wait for him to scratch him you know what. I am with you Socpsy, the glue is hidden now... I am sure the next time I need glue I will be looking for it everywhere
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AnnaMaria, I think you would thoroughly enjoy reading one of my favorite sites: www.fark.com
They collect and post links to legitimate news stories that tend to lean towards the bizare side! People post links all day long to stories like these from CNN.com, yahoo, local news, etc, etc.
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