despacio

Bart (after coming out of a huge transparent plastic bubble) amd climbing inside a ventilation duct...

"I wonder what this ventilation duct is for, intako or outtake?..."

"Intaaaaaaaaaaaaaake..."

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parh8er

When homer and bart go to the post office to get the nasty letter sent Mr. Burns:
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr.Burns and I beleive yo have a letter for me!
Post office worker: OK Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

Classic

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rbg08

Just about anything Ralph says and half of what Homer says.

In particular...

As Ralph walks into the Adult section of the comic book store: "Everybody's hugging" - Ralph

During class when the children are suppose to be dissecting a worm: "Teacher, I ate my worm" - Ralph

At the police station, the phone rings while everyone in Springfield is watching TV; Ralph's dad answers the phone: "No, you got the wrong number; this is 91...2" - Officer Wiggam

mpbasher52

mmmmmmmm...donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

mpbasher52

monraaiil monoraaiil monoraaaiiilll mono-d'oh-homer simpson messing up monorail song

SAXOMOPHONE-homer simpson

A child without mischeif is like a bowling ball without a liquid center-homer simpson

Chrissss

"OK brain, you don't like me & I don't like you. So let's get this over with so I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer

MyUncle

My favorite cartoon was Promethius & Bob - an Alien a Caveman and Monkey - great laughs just thinking about it!

aximtrekker

"They have the internet on computers now,"--Homer Simpson

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chog

Homer: My ears are burning.

Lisa: Dad, we weren't talking about you!

Homer: No my ears really are burning. I wanted to see what was inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

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Jasper takes over Lisa's class.

Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the
window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a
paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe
that's a paddling.

eriknelson

"Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies...."

"No, Dice."

"This ain't over!!"

TheWolfen

"...press the Any key. Where's the Any key?!" - Homer

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parh8er

Chief Wiggum: "OK disburse immidiately we are prepared to use force...what, what..We're not prepared Lou.....Can someone please call 911?"
Lou: "Oh..They'll never come"










Classic

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wildcat

I AM SO SMART I AM SO SMART SMRT SMART!!!!

AND OF COURSE DUHHH!@!@

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Camboboy16

When everyone races their fruit
Ralph: Go Banana!