grentz

"OHHHHH its even boring to fly over it"

When they fly over epcot

stevey500

flanders- HiHo didlydo!!

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cherdman

My fav...

CaptainCanuck

Another favorite, from the episode where Marge is scared of flying.

Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off. [struggles with her seat belt]
Homer: Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

And from my FAVORITE episode "Mountain of Madness"

Oh Lord, protect this rockethouse and all who dwell within the
rockethouse.
-- Homer

Bowman

"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer

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Shauno

Homer describing the monotonous traffic jam...

gas break honk, gas break honk,
honk, honk, punch, gas, gas, gas

obriensville

Homer singing (to the tune of the Flintstones): -

Homer, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in historee,
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree...agghhh

gms

Marge: "ohhh good the curtains are on fire!"

in the episode where everything that happens is because bart wants it that way.

PickPocketPC

The episode where Homer has a toaster that transports him to parallel universes (each with something 'wrong' causing Homer to continue to search for his world)

Homer appears in his kitchen where his family is eating and everythng finally looks like home.

Marge: Hi Homey!
Homer: Pass me a donut.
Marge: What's a donut?
Homer: AAAAGGHH! (Homer uses the toaster to escape)
Marge: Oh look, it's raining again! (As donuts fall from the sky)

gaffer

Homer (after running off the road and hitting a lawn ornament): D'oh!!

Marge (after noticing that the lawn ornament was a plastic dear): A dear.

Lisa (noticing ornament had no antlers): A female dear

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rai_dei

Agent Scully: Now we are going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'm going to ask you a few yes or no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes

<Beep> BOOM!!! (the lie detector explodes)

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rai_dei

Homer: i'll be back in a minute. I'm ... going outside... to ... stalk ... Lenny and Carl... D-OH! (from the stonecutters episode)


Homer: Moe I need your advice. I got this friend, Joey JoJo Junior Jabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name i ever heard!
<Man starts crying and runs out of the bar>
Barney: Hey! Come back Joey JoJo!


I'm Troy McClure and I'm going to leave you with what we all came here to see! Hardcore nudity!

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Big Cheese

Apu: "Stupid customer, you can't hurt the twinkie!"

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Lunchlady: "And they have Groundskeeper Wily teaching French ..."
Wily: "Bonjouuuuurrrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"
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Gir

In the episode where child protective services takes Bart and Lisa away, Marge tests positive for crack and PCP after saying "It's like I'm high on some wonderful drug." When she retests clean, she says "The only thing I'm high on is Love for my Son and Daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."

Jimmy

"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot..." Ralph