thewisteron

"Me fail English?!? That's unpossible" -- Ralph Wiggum

"Yeah Moe, I've seen teams suck before, but those sucks were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." -- Homer

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -- Homer

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." --Homer

"Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt! -- Moe after Barts prank call.

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." -- Homer Simpson


Your turn. Let's hear em!!!!!

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pcbguy

The funniest thing I've ever seen Bart write on the board is "Sponge Bob is not a Contraceptive" Thats funny stuff

smeg36

"So I said, look buddy, your car was turned over when I got here, and as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"-Homer

LeapinLew

"tastes like burning" - Ralph. Every now and then he gets a good line.

"excellent" Mr. Burns - I like most things he says. He's my favorite character I think.

DennisFranz

Talking about quotes...

How come you can't get show transcripts? Oprah has show transcripts! I feel jipped.

My fav (cartoon/animation) show is King of the Hill. My wife says I mumble like Boomhauer.

manimtellingyouwhatdangthingdoesthatladyknowdognab ititellyouwhatdontknowanythingwhatiamsayingmaniamt ellingyoushejustdontwanttolistenoldladyojsimpsonyo urbuttmanitellyou

NMkiD

"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!"
-Homer Simpson

"No TV and No Beer make Homer, something something.." -Homer
"Go Crazy?" -Marge
"Don't mind if I do! AHHHH"
-Homer Simpson

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JakeRich

"That's crap-tastic!" - Bart Simpson

smeg36

Kent Brockman- "New Springfieldians use low brow terms like 'oh yeah', and 'come here a minuet'"

Homer- "Oh yeah, Bart come here a minuet"

Bart- "You come here a minuet"

Homer- "Oh yeah"

Shiloh

Y'all forgot

"DOH!!"

by pretty much everyone on the show at one time or another..

Namo

Lisa: Oh, but I can't accept that, knowing where it came from. Can I? Mom?

[Marge tells Lisa to do whatever her conscience tells her to. Lisa takes the check, and, hestitating, tears it up. Marge tells Lisa that she did the right thing, and Homer collapses.]

Dr. Hibbert at the hospital: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad.

Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that $12,000.

Lisa: [nervously] Um, Dad, ten percent of $120,000,000 isn't $12,000. It's.…

Woman’s voice [over intercom]: Code blue! Code Blue!

feyo

Marge: Homer, I think that *insert whatever his name is here* prefers, you know, the company of men.

Homer (emphatically and without hesitation): Who doesn't!

Beowulf

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM....donuts, the world's most perfect food"
Homer Simpson

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Beowulf

" I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals ...FLAMINNNNNNNNG!"
Homer Simpson

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barstool from the left.
Peace Out

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wmson2000

"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb." Homer

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" Homer

"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." Homer

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." Bart

"Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves." Homer

janko10

My cat's breathe smells like cat food - Ralph :D

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