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I'm still struggling to see any evidence that Santa does not exist. I think Tblove should apologise, or there might not be any presents under the tree! :)
Remember, Santa knows who's been naughty and nice. :)
I'm still struggling to see any evidence that Santa does not exist. I think Tblove should apologise, or there might not be any presents under the tree! :)
Remember, Santa knows who's been naughty and nice. :)
I am Santa Clause.Tblove is my alterego.I hang out on these forums to see who has been naughty or nice.I have made my list.Some of you good boys and girls will get a new Axim X51v.Others will get a Palm,you know who you are.
Does this mean Santa uses tracking cookies and will norton catch this?
The only cookies you need to worry about is the ones you put out for me with a cold beer,that milk thing is an urban myth.Did I mention that chocolate chip are my favorites? :approve:
1-the person that came up with that forgot to add in coal for all the naughty children
2-what if santa is small? no not fat wise but size wise. what if he was like the size of a mouse? The smaller something is, time is affected, gravitational forces are affected, bla bla bla,
also would he have to actually go into the house to drop off presents? think about it, if he's traveling at hundreds of miles a second he could just precisely drop the presents into the chimeny and the wake that he creates would suck the milk and cookies up to him. that would shave off at least 20-30% of his time.
Wow I just read thru my post, what was I thinking??? i'll leave it up so you guys can criticize it. lol
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1-the person that came up with that forgot to add in coal for all the naughty children
2-what if santa is small? no not fat wise but size wise. what if he was like the size of a mouse? The smaller something is, time is affected, gravitational forces are affected, bla bla bla,
also would he have to actually go into the house to drop off presents? think about it, if he's traveling at hundreds of miles a second he could just precisely drop the presents into the chimeny and the wake that he creates would suck the milk and cookies up to him. that would shave off at least 20-30% of his time.
Wow I just read thru my post, what was I thinking??? i'll leave it up so you guys can criticize it. lol