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Neat signs writing
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."
Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day."
At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels."
Computer Store: "Back in 10 minutes - out for a quick byte."
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If you get dead silence after breaking the speed of sound, would you be in the darkness after passing the speed of light? .
Frenchy
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