It's that time of year to celebrate
Festivus! Officially it's December 23. This year we got a stronger aluminum pole, as last year the pole fell over during our Feats of Strength, when one of us tried to balance horizontally on the pole and took it and several people down.
My grievences are many this year. But it boils down to this; if you have a problem with someone, tell them. Communicate. Don't hold it in then explode. Also, if you have a problem with someone, make sure you take it out on the right person. Don't turn around and take your anger out on somebody else.
Wow, look at the people who were on this thread. Where have they gone? Tancerman, OkMama, and Ecks are all MIA. Come back!
I will be preparing the traditional Festivus meal. It will be spaghetti and meatloaf. After a hearty dinner, we will begin the Feats of Strength, featuring wrestling. I hope to beat my wife this year for the first time.
Have any of you experieced a Festivus Miracle?
After much drinking, we will all partake in the Festivus Song:
Oh Festivus is sung to the tune of "O Canada." The most frequently sung version is as follows:
Oh Festivus!
Our humble holiday.
Serenity Now is our only goal today.
With glowing hearts we see thy shining pole,
No tinsel there to distract our souls!
From far and wide,
Oh Festivus, to air grievances we’re free.
Thy feats of strength are glorious to me.
Frank Costanza, we tip our hats to thee.
Oh Festivus, we’ll pin you first, you’ll see.
Happy Festivus!