helpwanted

Four elderly women were playing cards one day, and started talking about sex. One elderly woman said she was still a virgin. The other three women started laughing very hard, saying "how can you be a virgin, when you were married three times!"
The woman replied: "the first time i was married to a psychologist, and he just wanted to talk about it".
"The second time i was married, it was to a gynecologist, and he just wanted to look at it".
"and the third time i was married, it was to a Dell Programmer, incharge of working on the Windows Moblie 5 Upgrade... and he just kept saying: "i'll get to it next week".

USMC - Retired

That's a dirty lie! There is no Dell Programmer, incharge of working on the Windows Moblie 5 Upgrade!

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DSmithZ28

This would have been better posted in the water fountain....

But funny none the less!

jamesbe2759

Originally Posted by helpwanted

Four elderly women were playing cards one day, and started talking about sex. One elderly woman said she was still a virgin. The other three women started laughing very hard, saying "how can you be a virgin, when you were married three times!" The woman replied: "the first time i was married to a psychologist, and he just wanted to talk about it". "The second time i was married, it was to a gynecologist, and he just wanted to look at it". "and the third time i was married, it was to a Dell Programmer, incharge of working on the Windows Moblie 5 Upgrade... and he just kept saying: "i'll get to it next week".

RIGHT ON except for the "next week" part. They would never commit themselves to a specific week, month or year for fixing the problem

X50v_Gamer

lol I can't believe it. Someone better to that WM5 update...

jnev

haha that was great... and so well-deserved.

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FleshWound

Quote:

a little humor

Very little... =)

jamesbe2759

Originally Posted by FleshWound

Very little... =)

What do people from Deadham, MA think is funny? :rolling:

bnlsn

Originally Posted by jamesbe2759

What do people from Deadham, MA think is funny? :rolling:

Sarcasm? :rolling:

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FleshWound

Originally Posted by jamesbe2759

What do people from Deadham, MA think is funny? :rolling:

If I ever find such a place, I'll be sure to ask the townsfolk. =)

kulnet

haha great joke! Thanks for the laugh.

tancerman

lol
gave me alittle chuckle.

jamesbe2759

Originally Posted by FleshWound

If I ever find such a place, I'll be sure to ask the townsfolk. =)

How about Dredham,MA? Do they find humor?