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**Frenchy** · 01-17-06, 07:37 AM

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours." The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"

Tankman · 01-17-06, 07:54 AM

The war continues!

Keep her out of harms' way!

Howard2k · 01-17-06, 10:27 AM

LOL, love it!

01-17-06, 10:33 AM

Nice one Frenchy! :approve:

USMC - Retired · 01-17-06, 10:38 AM

Lets see, WWII ended in 1945. So lets say she was 18 when it ended, that would put her at around 78 now... I would be inclined to tell her the war is over!

01-17-06, 11:04 AM

Thanks for sharing Frenchy.

pdahound · 01-17-06, 11:06 AM

You owe to yourself to continue to protect her from the war. here is always a war somewhere.

Pocketbrain · 01-17-06, 11:19 AM

I saw this in a movie once. Zsa-Zsa Gabor hid a man in her basement and hired retired German soldiers to stomp around every week or so to make him believe that she was being searched.

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01-17-06, 11:47 AM

quality joke there Frenchy, glad you shared :approve:

DavidLennartz · 01-18-06, 10:14 PM

Pretty funny Frenchy! I needed a laugh today! Thanks