How men thinks :-)

**Frenchy** · 05-17-06, 03:33 PM

How men think:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track

of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and

rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older

and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's

a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that

tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to get lost.

05-17-06, 03:37 PM

Dang... That's cold.

aximbigfan · 05-17-06, 03:39 PM

hu- kinda sounds like jessica simpsons relationship with lachy (star dont even think abou it)

chris

**Frenchy** · 05-17-06, 03:41 PM

Change you name ^ Chri Spelling is awful lately

05-17-06, 03:41 PM

what are you talking about my jessica simpson cpu and nick lache northbridge chipset gets along fine togather.

05-17-06, 03:42 PM

oh for crying out loud... good grief

aximbigfan · 05-17-06, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by ericcumbee

what are you talking about my jessica simpson cpu and nick lache northbridge chipset gets along fine togather.

hmm but thats prolly becouse you have that new agp video card with seperates the two. try backeding the north brige to the bios and see what happens....

chris

Oscar Ubaldo · 05-17-06, 06:02 PM

A man and a woman survive the sinking of a boat. They both reach the opposite sides of a desert island and remain alone for over a year. The man is desperate after a year having barely survided when he sees a beatiful woman on a nice boat rowing in front of him. He calls her up, she comes and invites him to come to the other side of the island where, she says, she has managed to create a nice place to live. So they go and the man is very surprised to see everything the woman has managed to build out of almost nothing: a very nice villa with running water, nice kitchen, even a batroom and beds. all very nicely decorated, as we could expect from a woman. She is also very nicely dressed and looks so beatiful. The woman tells to man to relax, take it easy, take a bath and get dressed (yes, she has even managed to create some nice man clothing). After that, she says, we will have diner and will be able to get acquainted. We have all the time in the world, she says. The man can not refuse and gets prepared for diner. Of course, the meal is the best the man can imagine, there is wine and nice fruits for desert. The setting is so romantic. The woman gets closer to him and tells him in a sweet voice, "now ask whatever you want". The man gets extremelly excited and repeats almost to himsel "anything I want" looks to the woman and says "can I check my email??.

tallredwookie · 05-17-06, 06:04 PM

Chris,
Please spell check. People have harped on you for over a year.

Anyhoo...nice post Frenchy....I have my 20 year reunion coming up and I'm the only one left with a full head of hair...I did put on some pounds but I was god awful skinny when I graduated.