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"I'll just call you Gesundheit. Well, Gesundheit, my new Dell computer shipped without any innards."
"That is a new feature, we will not put in components that become instantly obsolete. Visit our upgrades section and upgrad your components."
"But I already paid for the original innards."
"Yes, but we have save you the money you would have spent to have the hazardous materials in your configuration by simply not send you them, and you were going to upgrade anyway, since they were already obsolete."
"But I want my obsolete computer."
"Oh, no you do not."
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The plural of Wii is Wiii.
boot up. log on. drop out.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE SYNTHESIZED
Last edited by PocketBrain; 06-13-06 at 06:40 PM.
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