My four year old Christopher, on the way to play school with his mum, following a women with a dog on a leash. The dog stopped, did a huge T**D, and all had to stop while this went on. Christopher said in a very loud voice "Mummy, can't you tell that lady off, that dog's meant to use a potty, she didn't even wipe it's bottom!"
My wife creapt past with a change of facial colour blending towards red. Great stuff!
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when I was a teenager we were playing dodgeball with a bunch of the neighborhood kids and my brother got hit in the groin with a ball pretty hard he fell to the ground and was rolling around in pain a grownup came outside to see what was going on and asked what happened there were some younger kids watching the whole thing and this 5yr old little girl proceeds to say "he cant get up cause he got hit in the knuckles"
man whe all bursted out laughing even my brother fad a grin on his face on the ground lol
My 2 girls are 8 and 6 (my boy is 3) and they shared a room. My wife thought it was a great idea for them, as my wife and her sister did so when they were young. A couple months ago my 8 year old declared that she wanted her own room and that her younger sister had to leave. My wife and I were worried that Drew, our 6 year old, would cry and be upset. Instead, she happily moved into her own room and said, "now I get to decide how I want my room to be. Rikki always keeps her room messy. Mine will be neat and clean."
Sure enough, Drew's room is spotless. She had no problem sleeping by herself. And the funny part is that her older sister now sleeps with the light on and always wants to have sleepover's in her younger sister's room.
Gawd I must have dozens upon dozens of hillarious things my 5 year old has said and done, but here's one that stands out in my memory..
When my son was 4, we were spending some time with him trying to figure out what he wanted to dress as for Holloween. He was really into pirates at the time, so of course he wanted to be a pirate. He then offered that "Poppa can be a pirate too". Momma, feeling left out, asked what she should dress up as. Without missing a beat, he replied, "Momma can be the Grand Ho!". You can imagine the wierd look my wife and I gave each other as we asked what that was.... "You know Poppa, the pirate that climbs up to the top of that tall pole and looks out and yells "GRAND HO!!!". It was all we could do to explain that the phrase was "Land Ho" through our tears of laughter....
My memory goes back a few years when my son was about 4 years old and his favorite fast food was Long John Silvers Seafood. He loved hush puppies and could eat his weight in them. One Sunday during church, I told him I would take him to eat at Long John Silvers if he behaved. So, after mass, the priest was greeting parishioners as they left and the first thing out of my son was "Hi Father, you wanna come with us? We're gonna go eat dog balls?" It was obvious to me he was referring to the hush puppies and everyone got a good laugh after a little embarrassment and an explanation on my part.
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