My 3rd grade daughter just got her school pictures back and my wife and I were telling her how wonderful she looks. This was especially true because the night before the picture she decided she wanted to wear a gown to school for the photo. My wife and I had to convince her to just wear nice clothes because the photo would only show her head. Anyway, after many tears and hours, she relented...and she's only 8. I'm in trouble. The teenage years are coming!
So anywho, my wife says that my daughter looks like me at that age. I agree and tell her I have my third grade pictures upstairs. My daughter asks, "are they in color?" Holy cow, I'm only 41! My wife and I laughed our butts off for 10 minutes!
One day my 4 yrs old son told my wife that she's a cow. We look at each other and wonder WTF, but before we can say anything. My son continued on, and said... "because you have milk, just like a cow..."
Of course we burst out laughing after that.
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We once had water rushing into our basement during a downpour. So there I am, outside in the pouring rain, on my hands and knees with my head in the window well trying to figure out what's causing the problem.
My four-year-old sees me and asks "What are you doing, dad?"
I told him, "I'm trying to figure out where all this water is coming from."
Very hepfully he tells me, "It's coming from the sky."
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I've decided not to engage in pig wrestling any more. Although I might poke a stick in the pen every once in a while just for fun. :stickpoke
My new favorite quote (attrributed to Mark Twain, although i haven't been able to confirm the attribution or the wording):
"Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed.
Those who do read the newspaper are missinformed."
One of my favorites is my son at 2 years old at bedtime telling me to "Turn the dark on"
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You never answered the question...were your pictures in color???
Doug
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I remember reading a story to my daughter, who's now almost 18, and in the story it was talking about "Pegasus", amd my daughter looked at the picture of a SINGLE unicorn, and she said to me "Shouldn't it be call a Pegus, since there is only one?" Somehow her 5 year old logic made a lot of sense.
Yeah, I remember at 16 the little darling saying that I was stupid, she hated me and it disgusted her to talk to me. I gave her a pen and paper and had her write that down and sign it. She did. I still have it.
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Next time she comes asking for money just show her that...
__________________ Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.
Those are all brilliant - especially like 'turn on the dark'.
My 3 year old has only ever really met one of the guys I work with (small company, and she hasn't visited the office often) who occasionally has lunch when I meet up with my wife and daughter for lunch.
So when she was around two and had just figured out that we 'get quarters' by going to work in the morning, her mom asks her 'Where does Dad go in the morning?' = she says Work. Cool, she knows that. So my wife asks her 'Why does he go there?' - and I think she's gonna say 'to get quarters' - but no, she says 'To play with Daniel' (the one guy she knew) ...
Told my colleagues at work that and suggested my job title needed to change ...
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Every night at bedtime, I tell my four year old to have fun at school. To which he says, have fun at work. I have yet to have a day where I had more fun at work than he had at school. :)
Doug
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