theAxMan

i recently started a new job at a call center making appointments for people that get a traffic ticket and elect to go to traffic school.
my boss is always looking for good jokes to tell to the instructors,so if you know any please help me out and post.

i figured that this would be a good way for me to move up in the company, by kissing up to the boss

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diducmeb4

Hey Ax, here's one for you:

1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

davidtm

A bit of a cop-out, but here's a link:

http://www.ahajokes.com/travel_jokes.html

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diducmeb4

Yeah, you can also google cop jokes. That's where I got the one above.