W.I.P.

Granted. Your wishlessness has turned you into a pancake wearing bunny.

I wish I had syrup.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

Duwenbasden

Granted, they are really thick ones that stick on your teeth.

I wish I can eat candy without any problem.

Merkin

granted, but candy now tastes like day old bacon dripppings.


i wish bamgainfix would quit saying i remind him of someone else.

Pebu

Granted. Instead of reminding him of someone else, he assumes you ARE said person.

I wish I didn't have Aximsite up when co-workers walked into my office..

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Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

Merkin

granted, now it's All Porn, ALL the TIME!


i wish things were different.

aximbigfan

granted, but now everythign is the same...

i wish i had a dual xeon box with 8gb of ram to compile linux stuff on...


chris

Merkin

granted, but now linuux compiling requires a quad xeon box with 16tb of ram.


I wish you'd just say what you mean.

.

diducmeb4

So does everyone else, that wish can't be granted.

Sure wish I had something tasty for lunch, rather than this microwave meal.

Merkin

granted, you now have cake!.............i'm feeling generous.


i wish someone would be generous to me!

W.I.P.

Granted. I have given you 1 trillion instant calories - all made from the richest canadian back bacon fat. Congratulations!

I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish - I wish tonight.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

Merkin

granted, but since you don't know what the wish was that was granted, you don't notice anything different.


I wish more people would eschew obfuscation.

diducmeb4

You got it!

I wish I didn't have to google half the words used by Merkin.

W.I.P.

Granted. You have been forever banned by Google.

I wish that Good triumphs over Evil.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

player911

Granted, but your wife will never let you win again

I wish my remote modem would disconnect without me having to drive into the office.

W.I.P.

Granted. Some congressman smashed a series of tubes thereby disconnecting half of North America from the internet.

I wish I had more time.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.