psionandy

wish granted... you now have a device with a very small screen and have to enter text whilst in a bumpy car...

I wish mornings came later in the day

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Merkin

granted, mornings are whenever you wake up and you automatically have 6 hours to prepare for the day.


Holy Unnamed Deity, don't i wish that were true!

W.I.P.

Granted. The Brothers of the Gathered Identities Welcomes you, lost son of multiples.

I wish I knew who was who.

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diducmeb4

Granted; however, you don't know who you were.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

W.I.P.

Granted. We are surprised to see that you have wished to start your wish all over again. Welcome to perpetual limited loop cycle existence!

I wish I understood what I just said.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

Kool Breeze

Granted, your brain is now in an infinite loop......oooh, and rebooting is usually fatal!





I wish I could live forever.

daddybfree

Granted, but it will still hurt eternally after the first ~67 yrs.

I wish I wouldn't lose my temper anymore (especially w/the kids).

Duwenbasden

granted, now the kids lose temper on you.

I wish I can get the assignment done.

diducmeb4

Granted. You just finished but realized it was the wrong assignment.

Wish I could get this pile of work completed.

Kool Breeze

Granted, but now you realize that was just the smallest of all the piles.



I wish I could afford a new BMW.

aximbigfan

granted, but it is a lemon and the company wont replace it...

i wish i had a 1tb hdd...


chris

USMC - Retired

Granted, but access time is measured in weeks....


I wish I had my monthly report done.

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When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight... US Marines!

lockdown199

It is done.

I wish I could see the future.

kulnet

Granted, but you are going to die before the day is over.

I sure wish it would stop raining here today.

daddybfree

Granted, too bad you're moving to Rainville.

I wish I felt better.