Kool Breeze

Granted, all of your STD's are now in remission.



I wish someone would paint my house for free.

diducmeb4

It's finished. How do you like the pea green color with pink trim?

I wish I had a nice cold beer.

W.I.P.

Granted! Unfortunately the bottle cap was permanently welded to the bottle.

I wish I could just catch up at work.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

daddybfree

Granted; sorry we're all out of new projects for you, you were a good worker...

I wish you'd bring me a tasty vegetarian snack.

Merkin

granted, Ham is officially declared vegetarian for this weekend only!


i wish the easter bunny could get into my house this sunday while i'm at work.
i don't even have a chimney.

Box

Granted, but you'll find him in a pot on the stove and Glen Close will be in the Bathtub.


I wish I could go home and still get paid.

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Merkin

granted, but you now get paid in 2008 BushDollars.


i wish i'd get a PM with even more trivia!

Zaniax

Ok - so what's your adress ?

Wish I had my X51V repared and working right now - for free

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Merkin

OK but return postage will max out any debit card or credit card, your checking and savings accounts, cash in all of your stocks and stock options and put your government retirement assistance accounts in arrears.


i wish i was on that island i referred to in some other thread.

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daddybfree

Granted, but with all your honesty that should be what everybody practices (does that ring a bell?) you spilled the beans to the IRS and they seized your assets.

I wish you'd pull seniority and make those sanitation engineers come pick up that busted mirror off my lawn.

Merkin

granted, but the truck left trenches in your lawn, plowed down all your plants and pulverized your sidewalk.............but they got that busted mirror!


I wish I could be online when my Mermaid GF, AnnamariaNJ was online, more often...........:love:

W.I.P.

Granted. But you find out that she is really ABF.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Learn as much as you can. Do what you think is right. Don't fear losing. When down, pick yourself right back up. Do not give up. Do not give in. Keep going forward. If you can do all of that and like what you see in the mirror, you are where you want to be... and ahead of most.

Zaniax

No problem - you have used up your 3 wishes

I wish that I had a picture of you ...

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Merkin

should look at my avatar.


i wish my jim dandy would come rescue me.

aximbigfan

granted, but i dont know who that is...

i wish i had another battery for my notebook...

chris