Mokubai

Granted, you now know that this thread was tried before, but not where or when.

I wish I had a radio that worked.

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daddybfree

Your radio works now, but the official world language is now Swahili.

I wish my best helper was back working with me.

diducmeb4

Greanted, your helper is back; however, he has amnesia and has to be totally retrained.

Sure wish it was 5:00 p.m. (locally).

daddybfree

Congratulations! It will be 5pm in 15 minutes. We hope you enjoy living in Kyiv (the capital of Ukraine).

I wish someone would pay me to :coffeedri

Pebu

Granted, but chances are you'd get sick of it after doing it all day.

I wish perfect snow would stay on the mountains all year round, yet the temperature everywhere else (even air temp at the mountains) were perfect for playing golf. Oh, and I can't get injured or get sick of snowboarding or golf and the world doesn't end......

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Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

Kool Breeze

Granted, you can pick up your application at your local Starbucks.






Edit: (Since Pebu beat me to this post)

Granted, unfortunately you're now dead and gone to heaven.


I wish I could afford to pay someone to remodel my house.

Duwenbasden

Granted, wrecking ball en route.

Pebu: Granted, take Tylenol and you shall. ;)

I wish I had more ideas.

aximbigfan

you have mroe ideas, but you go mad...

i wish that i had a gamo viper rifle...


chris

daddybfree

Congratulations; too bad the ammo's out of stock for 100 yrs.

I wish there was more love and less fear in the world.

aximbigfan

grasnted, bill clinton is havign affars with more weman then ever!


chris

mikeyp

I wish you could spell...

Pocketbrain

Granted, but you still don't know what the hell he is talking about.


I wish he could read the damn instructions and post a new wish.



p.s. not to ruin Duwenbasden's wish, but this game has been done.

Pebu

Originally Posted by Kool Breeze

Granted, unfortunately you're now dead and gone to heaven.

I guess I can live with that..

(Or not live I guess...

Originally Posted by PocketBrain

I wish he could read the damn instructions and post a new wish.

Granted, but he'll wish for something really stupid, like world peace...

Originally Posted by PocketBrain

p.s. not to ruin Duwenbasden's wish, but this game has been done.

I KNEW IT!





I wish I wasn't right all the time!

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Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

Kool Breeze

Granted, you are now a weather man.




I wish I knew next week's lottery numbers.

c_green38

Granted. We'll mail you your $0.50.

I wish my cell phone didn't suck.

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Axim X30 624mHz

"Just my $0.02"