aximbigfan

granted, you get food posining and die a slow and painfull death...

i wish that people would quit using the wireless phone! it interfers iwth my wifi conenction...


chris

mikeyp

edit: abf stole mine!

Sure but now your computers explode killing you very painfully...

I wish I had a better computer.

daddybfree

you do, but abf's folks jam it w/the phone

I wish I was faster w/ this stylus.

c_green38

Granted! But it runs from power off of a stationary bike w/ a generator.

I wish people wouldn't be so stupid.

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Axim X30 624mHz

"Just my $0.02"

mikeyp

Granted but now you have the original Palm Pilot

I wish I had a huge TV

daddybfree

granted, but all that's on tv is infomercials on how people got smart.

I wish I had a new, updated Apple laptop.

aximbigfan

whaile you are working on it in your lap, the battery explodes becouse it isnt made well and it burns your...uh.....you know (if your a dude that is)

i wish i had some mroe cream savers (its a type of candy)


chris

mikeyp

Granted but now your gay...
I wish I had some pizza!

Merkin

Granted....all you want with all your favorite toppings, for the rest of your life.
But you must sign on the dotted line, in ink............and you have no pens!


I wish AximSite would quit going down on me in the middle of the night.
(no sexual innuendo intended).

mikeyp

Granted, now it goes done in the day...

I wish my printer wasn't so big....

Kool Breeze

Granted, you now have the world's first palm top printer....it only prints on cash register receipt rolls.




I wish someone would pick up all the doggy poop in our yard.

aximbigfan

granted, the dog crap is picked up... and then throwen at your house...

i wish i had soem sprite or mountain dew...


chris

Merkin

Granted......but they will taste funny because there are magically delicious lexicological vitamins added.


I wish I wasn't so mean...sometimes.

mikeyp

Granted but now your blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish my iPAQ wasn't so awesome!

Mokubai

Granted, your iPAQ now runs PalmOS.

I wish my car wasn't broken.

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