Zaniax

you are now on a beach - undressed - on Iceland

I wish I could solve this crossword

uzziah0

Granted, but it is in hieroglyphics, and you have no idea if it is correct!

I wish I had some batteries for my new Elmo cell phone!

Pedah

granted, the swedish chef has sent you some battery hens

I wish I had some fresh eggs

uzziah0

Granted, your spider eggs are hatching now, 1000s of poisonous spiders are about to crawl all over you.

I wish these battery hens (or is that battered hens) would quiet down, I'm trying to work!

pickle5729

Granted, they all left. of course they left huge piles of poo all over.

I wish everyone would stop making so many pickle jokes

uzziah0

Granted! .....pickle-me and tickle-me were in a boat, pickle-me got out who was left?
[its a tickle joke, not a pickle joke]

[this is one of the jokes my 4 year old son and I trade back and forth]


Hmmmm, I wish more of the fun contests were started already.

Pedah

granted been and gone

I wish the contest was tickled, and not pickled?

pickle5729

Granted - you can now win a 'tickle me elmo' doll.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob

uzziah0

Granted, but the hobnob affects you to the point where your in the bathroom the rest of the afternoon!

I wish I won one of the contests that started and ended before I knew it.

pickle5729

Granted! You won a tickle me Elmo doll! um, have fun.

I wish they would have some warm weather in Melbourne.

Pedah

Granted, the sun came out for a moment :) but it wont be long and we'll be complaining about the heat!

I wish there was a quick way for the seasons to change?

Zaniax

well, just see your antipode

I wish a lot more people today would selebrate the Apollo 11 moonflight

Pedah

Well I would have if I knew earlier

{give us a link, I didn't know there was an anniversary}

I wish my anti pod had heated foot plates?

pickle5729

Granted! of course it is now on the sun..

I wish I knew what an anti pod was?

uzziah0

Granted, but now your so obsessed with anti pods, that you spend all your time searching the internet for news and other that like anti pods, and create a blog that you constant post to about anti pods, until your boss finds you posting at work once too many times and fires you, all your friends leave you since you talk about nothing but anti pods, and you get bad breath from not talking about anything else.

I wish my tickle me elmo cell phone (won earlier in this thread) and my tickle me elmo doll would get along.