pickle5729

Granted! Tickle me elmo is now talking on his tickle me elmo cell phone to his new anti pod dealer - he's got a huge order coming to your house. And he used your credit card. whoops.

I wish I could get anti pods out of my head!

Xerloq

Now your "brainpan" is totally empty.

I wish I had more time to post.

Zaniax

well, you're put into jail for life - without a computer

I wish that a lot more people would celebrate the heroic
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg today

Edit: This is actually a serious wish - sorry to be 'off-topics'
If he had succeeded he would have saved millions of lives

uzziah0

Granted, in an alternate history each of the three changes occured (meeting in bunker, both bombs present, and no table leg present to deflect bomb) and in that alternate history, most of Europe celebrates Stauffenberg day.
(a.k.a. Harry Turtledove)

I wish tickle my elmo would stop hogging the cell phone, he uses all my minutes and then some.

Zaniax

no problem, elmo just got electrocuted by the cell phone

I wish I had a good wish by now

Pedah

granted you get your medicine cheap

I wish the weather would give us all a break?

Zaniax

A thyphon is on the the way to break all of you

I wish I could play "Stormy Weather"

Pedah

Granted, but it loses some of it's impact on the kazoo

I wish I had earplugs for the recital?

kcronist

Granted, but by mistake they are ear phones that only plays Stormy Weather on Kazoo.

I wish I had a Kazoo

pickle5729

Granted! but now it's the ONLY thing you own. happy playing...

I wish there were more hours in the day

uzziah0

Granted, you live on Pluto: a day is around 153 hours

I wish I could figure out how to build GSPlayer form the source code I downloaded so I can add some stuff to it.

Zaniax

You just got a pda with a limited capacity so each compilation will take years to do.

I wish I could help uzziah0 out with that problem ...

FortyCaliber

Granted: You apply the ointment and it no longer burns when he passes urine.

I wish that Zaniax could be around for my UTI problems.

__________________
Cry “havoc!” and let loose the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
William Shakespeare (1564–1616), british dramatist, poet.

Zaniax

No problem, just drop by and I'll be happy to stick a big needle into you(r) ....

I wish that FortyCaliber will fulfill my wish

Pedah

Granted He's at your front door and he's got his gun out

I wish for a cheaper, more affordable bullet proof vest