FortyCaliber

Granted: Your bullet-brand "proof vest" is cheaper and affordable

I wish I had cornered the market on proof vests long ago.

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Cry “havoc!” and let loose the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
William Shakespeare (1564–1616), british dramatist, poet.

Pedah

Granted, but you can't prove it

I wish vests weren't So 70's

uzziah0

Granted, there was a faction in the middle 80s that made vest fashionable in several plaines states.

I wish I hadn't read anything about urine and needles in the past several posts.

Pedah

Granted, while you wait for your prostate exam

I wish vests weren't a cultural investment

Zaniax

Right, it's a life insurance - which will ruin you

Wish that insurances were free

Pedah

Granted you have free terminal ingrown toenail insurance

I wish that was reassuring?

Zaniax

Stay assured - it was NOT!

Wouldn't mind having all my windows cleaned tomorrow

Pedah

Granted, force 7 gale on it's way

I wish I could insure that the windows are still there after they're cleaned?

uzziah0

They are there all right, but like a puzzle waiting for you to put all the broken pieces back together.

I wish my car was worth more than $2500 at Carmax.

pickle5729

Granted! It's now worth $25,000. wait, did I say dollars? I meant Rubles...

I wish I didn't have black widow spiders in my yard.

Zaniax

You don't - they all attacked you in your house. That's why you haven't posted here since.

I wish that this thread wasn't dead - yet.

uzziah0

Granted................paddles, charging, CLEAR, GO!
There, its alive again!

I wish my work laptop didn't DIE yesterday!

(put it in the dock here at work, pressed power button, nothing happened. purchasing systems in transition, so I can't order a new one yet!!!!!)

wdement

poof, it works again, only now it runs windows 95.


I wish my house remodeling wasn't so messy.

Zaniax

You don't have that problem anymore - you're divorced !

I wish that I could make up my mind ....


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Pedah

Granted, This will help

I wish there were more posters in the day?