daddybfree

Granted, you now work at oldmovieposters"R"us

I wish I had some Italian roast this morning.

Pedah

Granted, but now you're on death row for eating immigrants

I wish coffee wasn't addictive?

Kool Breeze

Granted, you are now deathly allergic to anything with caffeine.



I wish someone would clean out my rain gutters for me.

Zaniax

No problem - it's just pouring down right now

I wish that it wouldn't rain that much

daddybfree

Granted, however you're floating in a most peculiar way
...And the stars look very different today.

I wish you'd come finish this roof for me just for the fun of it.

Pedah

Granted, but the windows and the cladding may take years?

I wish Marcel Marceau had spoken up?

Zaniax

What's the problem - He's now 'upstairs' having fun with Harpo Marx

I wish I could listen in and enjoy



.

uzziah0

You listened, but you didn't enjoy!

I wish I was a better conversationalist.

Zaniax

I agree with you - so to speak

I wish I knew what to say ...

.

Bosadabiz

I wish for a toyota supra totally pimped out

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Pedah

Originally Posted by Bosadabiz

I wish for a toyota supra totally pimped out

Granted, but the kit didn't come with glue?

I wish sleep wasn't a prerequisite for healthy living?:hide:

Zaniax

Sure - you now suffer from a permanent insomnia - to death

I wish sleep wasn't a prerequisite for healthy death

.

Pedah

Granted, rat poison will do it just fine.

I wish people would stop trying to put me to sleep?

Zaniax

Ok, you're now on your own

I wish that Pedah shouldn't get up in just a few hours time

.

Pedah

Granted got up in a couple of hours

I wish sleep was overated?