Tacos!

Granted, but you get laughed at because of that stupid moron from the movie "Accepted". With the "Ask me about my weiner."

I wish I could get into that private high school I'm waitlisted at!

Edit: Beat you mikeyp!

Merkin

granted but now everyone there speaks only Swahili.


I wish I could...........nah, I just can't say it. Take a guess.

daddybfree

Granted; now your only problem is we're all counting on you.

I wish the flu only lasted one day.

Mokubai

Granted, the flu now last only one day, but you contract a different strain of flu every day for the rest of your life.

I wish car salesmen would tell the truth for once.

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Pebu

Granted... But unfortunately, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I wish I got fries with that.

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hazmato51v

granted, but now your cholesterol is 280 points

I wish people would stop blaming it all on illegal immigrants.

Kool Breeze

Granted, but now they blame it all on you.



I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

Rsaturn9

Granted, You wish for a Horse Manure Sandwich.

I wish I was the guy in those Axe Commercials with all the woman attacking me with Kisses.

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Pebu

Granted... but they don't use the same women... If you know what I mean...

I wish I could think about anything other than being that guy in the axe commercial with all those women...

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Kool Breeze

Granted, you now think about being that same guy, but now you're stuck in an elevator being attacked by the guys from "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy."




I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.

daddybfree

granted, although darn if you didn't remember to set any aside for taxes...

I wish my phone wasn't ringing.

Pebu

Granted, but now I'll never call again...

I wish my phone did ring once in a while.

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PatEllison

It starts to ring non stop.. too bad you forgot to register on donotcall.gov.

I wish I had not dropped my x50v.. the x51v keeps forgetting my Bluetooth Pairing.

Merkin

granted, but you went ahead and bought the x51v and now neither one will see bluetooth.


i wish my inflatable sheep had not popped at a most inopportune time.

Mokubai

Granted, your inflatable sheep not only didn't pop, it has now run off with an inflatable ram.

I wish for a million ducks!

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