wmrawls

Could it have been this way?

EVE TALKING TO GOD:



"Lord, I have a problem."


"What's the problem, Eve?"


"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."


"And why is that Eve?"


"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."


"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."


"Man? What is that, Lord?"


"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."


"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"


"Well...you can have him on one condition."


"And what's that, Lord? "


"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.. . so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.

And it will have to be our little secret...

....you know, woman to woman."

OklahomaMama

*standing ovation*

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yeah, I'm still around :D

Graham2456

(Looking over my shoulder to make sure my wife isn't around)
No! I don't think that's correct and I'm not sexist, I've always said women are almost as good as men.

kulnet

:cough:
:cricket chirping:

I hope that wasn't intended to be funny...

Box

Can someone move this to the P&R forum. This is far too inflammatory for general consumption.

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Pebu

Tisk tisk tisk...:headshake

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Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

mkss55442

Oh man...that can't be true!

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Nothing is never "no problem".

mphayvanh

OR COULD IT HAVE BEEN THIS WAY:

Adam said to God, "God, I'm lonely."

"I need someone to talk to. Someone that's beautiful, caring, understanding, intelligent, etc."

God replied, "That's a pretty tall order. I can do it, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam--"Hmmm..an arm and a leg....well, what can I get for a rib?!"

Wylo Shocker

Originally Posted by mphayvanh

OR COULD IT HAVE BEEN THIS WAY: Adam said to God, "God, I'm lonely." "I need someone to talk to. Someone that's beautiful, caring, understanding, intelligent, etc." God replied, "That's a pretty tall order. I can do it, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg." Adam--"Hmmm..an arm and a leg....well, what can I get for a rib?!"

i much prefer this version!!!

paulcb

Read the first few chapters of Genesis and see what really happened!

wmrawls

Oh come on now this is meant to be funny don't be sactimonious on us. jeez thats why I quit coming around for so long...some things are jsut meant to be a funny and to make you laugh

paulcb

I was amused by both versions (especially the 2nd) and I truly wasn't trying to be sanctimonious. I'm also guessing that few people reading this have actually read Genesis (or any other part of the bible), so I thought I'd give them a reason. Isaiah Ch. 53 is another good one, considering Passover and the Easter holiday.

Merkin

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Noiro

LOL

Originally Posted by wmrawls

"Well...you can have him on one condition." "And what's that, Lord? " "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.. . so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret... ....you know, woman to woman."

akretsch

I found it very funny!!! Thanks! The gals on the site might consider it a good response to Pebu's "Guy Rules."