I Love My Ax

Hi,
Thought this was funny!

Sing to the tune of “If you're happy and you know it...“

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's “pre-emptive non-aggression“, bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

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v8sho

I know that this is the AXIM site, but don't you think it is going a bit too far to say we should bomb iPAQ? Their machines aren't that bad after all.

I Love My Ax

Hahaha, I should make a song about that!

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cabarle

While I don't belive in the spirit of the poem, as a disabled vet, I support your right to free speech.

I Love My Ax

LOL, no one else finds this funny?

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somedude&AdEll

i find it hilarious!

i cant remember where i heard it but i laughed like hell, lol

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