Matt Graham

I came up with a nack of coming up with stupid phrases and they really work good as signatures (as you can see below). So I started this to see what all you guys could come up with for all those out there who just can't come up with a signature. Some examples...

A little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take a chance?
We all have to believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer.
According to the US Census, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
If I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, wouldn't that make me perfect?

You get the idea...

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If I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, wouldn't that make me perfect?
Matt Graham

Box

Hmmm, maybe I'll think of something one day.

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Megas3300

My $0.02
If Billy has two apples, and Jane has three. Why don't they shut-up and eat?

stevenator65

63% of all stats are made up on the spot.

TheFang

Somethings never change, so don't be somethings.

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The greatest tragedy is not death, but life without a purpose.


He has had my back since I was born.

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It only hurt once, from beginning to end.

Peace means having a bigger stick then the other guy.

Loosing may do little to your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.

Zaniax

"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough"
Thomas Fuller

Tankman

"Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they're open."
James Dewar Sr.

"When the wells dry, we know the worth of water."
Ben Franklin

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Tankman

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WM 2003SE

"Minds are like parachutes.
They only work when they are open."
James Dewar Sr.

radimus

"Man is the lowest-cost, 150-pound, nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor."
NASA, 1965


The invention of the flamethrower suggests that someone thought, "You know, I'd really like to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just too lazy to walk."



Marcus Aurelius: "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"

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"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost." -- John Quincy Adams

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Morphy

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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I don't mind change as long as I'm not around when it happens.



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Unit ZER0

It's not just what you say, it's how you say it.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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TheFang

Courage is not the absence of fear, but fear hanging on one more minute.

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The greatest tragedy is not death, but life without a purpose.


He has had my back since I was born.

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It only hurt once, from beginning to end.

Peace means having a bigger stick then the other guy.

Loosing may do little to your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.

BLT

Who was the idiot who put the "S" in lisp?

Indecision may or may not be my problem - Jimmy Buffett (?)

You can't be in the middle when you are sleeping with a Siamese twin - Stan Ridgway (?)

Morphy

"Resistance is futile."
J.L. Picard

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I don't mind change as long as I'm not around when it happens.



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Zaniax

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."
– Mahatma Gandhi

radimus

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
-- George Bernard Shaw

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"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost." -- John Quincy Adams

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