When my oldest {now 38} was 4, we lived in N C. He stayed at a Baptist day care while his mom and I worked. I picked him up one day and he was in a quiet mood. I asked why he was so quiet. He looked at me and asked if I knew Jesus died for all our sins. I said yes and then he floored me by saying he had to get some more sins. I said nothing but drove home bitting my lip to keep from laughing out loud.
Recently we were sitting at the dinner table when my wife clapped the side of her head in pain and said there was a ringing in her ear. My 6 year old got up from the table, walked over to his mother and put his ear next to hers. After a moment he said "Mom, I don't hear anything. Did you answer it already?"
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My nephew, he was watching some games on nick jr, and after two minutes he came up and said some chinese word which means hello. I noticed that he picked it up after only playing the game 2 minutes.. crazy stuff.
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blame dora the explorer and diego.. but my kids are saying words and counting in spanish now!!!! oh.. blame handy many too .. LMAO...........
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My oldest daughter (now 18) ... one day we were eating breakfast at the table. She was 4 at the time. All-of-a-sudden without any prompting the girl picked up a piece of her wheat toast, held it up and said "A toast!".
Last week we were sitting around the dining room table doing school work. My mom was reading the 6 year old story problems that he was supposed to solve. She read:
"Rachel has to buy 8 presents. She has already bought 6. How many more does she have to buy?"
My three year old was sitting across the table playing with blocks (we didn't know he was even listening) when he looked up at my mom and said "two" and then resumed playing with his blocks.
There is a programme on BBC Radio 2 every weekday morning hosted by a lady called Sarah Kennedy and she regularly reads out letters of things kids have done / said. She produced a compilation book of them and donated the proceeds to charity. I have the book, which is hilarious, but I seem to have misplaced it however there is one story that sticks in my mind as one of those where you think if only I had thought of that. The story, which took place in the '70's goes as follows:
Rebecca (4) accompanied her mother to a rather posh hairdresser in Glasgow and was told to be on her best behaviour. As they were waiting Rebecca announced that she needed the toilet. Her mother tried to hush her up but but she continued to say she needed. Eventually the salon owner said they could use the staff toilet. Rebecca was promptly marched into the toiled where her mother quickly got her ready. At this point Rebecca says that she no longer needs to go and a now immensely flustered mother takes her back into the salon. The owner looks at Rebecca and asks if everything is OK now to which Rebecca replies, "Oh I didn't do anything but mummy did a big poo".
Classic.
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A few years ago my son was getting excited about his birthday coming up. He wanted to tell everyone that he was going to have a birthday soon, and that my birthday was the day after his. At one point he was talking to a checker at the store and stated, proudly, that he was going to have a birthday. The checker asked him how old he would be - this stumped him. He turns to me and says, hesitantly, "I'm going to be 3... 4?" "Three," I reply. "And mommy's birthday is the next day, she's going to be..." he looked at me expectantly. "Thirty-four", I said in a low voice. His eyes went wide and he turns to the checker and says, "Mommy's going to be OLD!" Luckily, I'm OK with my age - so all I could do was laugh! [LOL]
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Junior School Children Writing about the Sea.
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
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