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Best 'Out of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will
reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for
my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I were in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be
deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in
your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer
and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did
this over and over and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive
a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of
Frank.
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kor

I like #6. I should try that one out!

TheFang

Dude, that is the very one I just saved to a word doc to try out one of these days. I love it!

Nice Box. :approve:

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It only hurt once, from beginning to end.

Peace means having a bigger stick then the other guy.

Loosing may do little to your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.

AKAJohnDoe

11. I am in the office, but ignoring your call. If I had really wanted to speak with you, I would have called you, wouldn't I have?

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hyedipin

These are hilarious. Especially the circus one.

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